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Guyzini!

Oh my word. Today I got a 'like' from someone who said he wants to get kinky. At first I didn't understand what he was talking about. He said his name is Daddy Dom and he is looking for Subs. Since I watch a lot of YouTube I thought he was talking about subscribers - even though that didn't make sense. Also, I was like "why is this man referring to himself as Daddy, he must really love being a father". (yes, I am very naive) Until I read on AND THEN I REALISED!!!! THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!


Ok, so it's been a week and I have had a few interactions with some people. There is no one that I can sing "this is it, ohhhh I've finally found someone". I'll tell you about the interactions as I recall them, they are in no particular order:

On Elite Singles, there were two guys I was chatting with. I sort of vanished for the weekend - simply because I needed space from my phone - but when I came back the one guy is no longer talking to me. I get it, it looks dodgy so...there's that. The second guy is a good conversationalist and very transparent that he is talking to other girls which I appreciate. He and I have been chatting for about a week. At this point, it is literally just getting to know him. I don't particularly see a future with him but again, it's only been less than a week so.... calm down Stellah.


On Tinder. GUYS TINDER IS LIT! Yoh! Not in a good way. There are high volumes which means you meet the weirdest people. Daddy Dom (yuck. yuck.) is on Tinder.
I also met someone on Tinder & I was starting to enjoy chatting with him and he abruptly stopped talking to me. I think this is when he found out that I am Xhosa. Wehhhh. (claps once)
Then, there's another one who is not my type AT ALL but I am trying to be open minded. You see, I like chocolate. Not a fan of vanilla. Let's call this guy Van. I started talking to Van today. I asked Van where he is from and he told me he was born in Joburg. I said "Van you are a unicorn because people born in Joburg are few and far between", Van proceeded to say "I am not a unicorn. Unicorns are pagans and I am a Christian. I take my faith very seriously". Van has now even less of a chance. I mean I'm Christian myself. Happy clappy kinda Christian but Van is a lot for me.

Five months and 3 weeks left. It's only been one week. Help me Lawt!

Hugs
Stellah

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